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meet millie bear!! she can eat you up in just one bite. rawrrrr.
the maggie
A glamour shot from the airport for your viewing pleasure.
Written at Houston Hobby:
I may or may not have hyperventilated before my flight to Houston from Harlingen? Jk. But I was reeeeally nervous… and then I freaked out because I was freaking out because I rarely freak out… and since I rarely freak out, I was reflecting on freaking out while freaking out… and I realized that I was mostly freaking out about freaking out. Moral of the story, people should just chill the fuck out … because freaking out is freaky.
It went well though. I can’t say I wasn’t planning my escape plans just in case… I even thought about what I would do in case the plane went down in water (what body of water, I am not sure…) and because I watched Shark Week like it was a class requirement, I definitely know how to combat marine life. I would punch the shit out of a shark’s nose. And I have a pool at my apartment complex (2, actually), which makes me a pro swimmer by default. So I would have been fine in the incidence of a water crash landing. I’m a fuckin survivor.
I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve never read The Great Gatsby… so Jon lent me his thrice annotated copy… and it’s sooo good! Fitzgerald, John Legend and the Stones have been great company so far… only 2 hours and 10 minutes until my flight to Austin!!! As soon as I get home, I’m gonna lather up w some sun tan lotion and go read by the pool J
P.S. I love Apple products… but for real, my iPod is broken and my wireless doesn’t work on my MacBook… annoying, que no?
this champ right hur smuggled a 9mm pistol into a jail… hidden in one of the rolls on his 500 pound body. a texan, of course. que guapo.
